Once a Scorpio, always a Scorpio

Photo courtesy of Mavi Milia

First the astronomers tell us Pluto is not really a planet. Then they decide that because of the moon’s gravitational pull on Earth, the alignment of the stars and everything you think you know about your horoscope is wrong. Wha?!

According to the Minnesota Planetarium Society, here is where the real signs of the Zodiac should fall.

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11
Pisces: March 11-April 18
Aries: April 18-May 13
Taurus: May 13-June 21
Gemini: June 21-July 20
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20

For the record, I am not going to accept this nonsense. I’ve got the Scorpio fire and now they want me to be a Libra? I’m going to be a Scorpio no matter what they say…I’m just that stubborn.

2 comments for “Once a Scorpio, always a Scorpio

  1. KAB
    January 14, 2011 at 8:38 am

    if you are born Scorpio, then Scorpio you remain, the BEEB had a session on this phenomena today, things like precession of the earths rotational axis relative to the sun has caused sufficient change in magnetic polarity that several airports are obliged to remark their runways with new directional identifiers, also we pick up an additional zodiac sign, true? who knows, but that was the word..

  2. January 21, 2011 at 7:58 am

    First they demoted Pluto. Now they’re messing with the zodiac. Kerfluey I say! I’m a Libra … not that saying that, or being that, makes a hill of beans worth of difference.

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